ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

This is literally everyday people at the theatre


Film Genre Meme: action (1/5)

What’s wrong with you?! What you screaming for?! Every five minutes there’s a bomb or somethin’! I’m leavin’! BZZZZT!

The Fifth Element (1997)



What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group



I was so scared to take these photos with this phenomenal photographer. I wore no make up, no fancy lingerie (I made the panties myself) I was completely bare & honest both physically & mentally. These photos are a tool with which I can see beauty in myself & realize that no opinions of me matter. What matters is that I choose to be in love with myself & marvel at the beauty I find in me. Thank you Andrew ;)

i want those underwear, but not in a creepy way but in a if you had a store I would buy them in my size.


Photos from SacAnime Day 3! Photo Cred: Finn the Photographer

I was taken by surprise to be asked for photos when I wasn’t in cosplay! Even with the wig I was just being me on Sunday:) I’m also glad my face isn’t too red because it was hot as balls out there


#BRÜCIUS #TATTOO #SF #brucius #stippling #dots #dotwork #blackwork #chest #eagle #oakland #relief #grecodeco #Pwa (at Brücius)


#BRÜCIUS #TATTOO #SF #brucius #stippling #dots #dotwork #blackwork #chest #eagle #oakland #relief #grecodeco #Pwa (at Brücius)


ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world


the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be